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• 1 millipo9 // Dec 31, 2009 at 3:18 am

  A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?

  The dumb blonde because smart blondes don't exist.

  Have a nice day
  Pryor
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• 2 millipo10 // Jan 1, 2010 at 2:43 am

  Dear Editor,

  I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

  My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.

  Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death.

  I love this girl very much and want to marry her.

  My problem is this:

  Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?

  Sincerely,
  Larry

  Have a nice day
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• 3 millipo11 // Jan 1, 2010 at 3:28 am

  A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.

  She says that whatever lands inside the circle is for God, and whatever lands outside of the circle she keeps.

  The redhead then draws a line, stands on it, and throws up all of her money. She said that whatever lands on the right side of the line is for God, and whatever lands on the left side she keeps.

  The blonde throws up her money, and yells,”God, whatever you catch is yours, and whatever you don't I get to keep.”

  Thanks
  Peraza
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• 4 millipo12 // Jan 1, 2010 at 3:48 am

  A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

  Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, “What are those round things hanging there, daddy?”

  Proudly, he replies, “Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

  Without them we wouldn't be here.”

  Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

  To which mommy asks, “Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?”

  respect
  Huffman
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• 5 millipo12 // Jan 1, 2010 at 10:33 pm

  A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.

  She says that whatever lands inside the circle is for God, and whatever lands outside of the circle she keeps.

  The redhead then draws a line, stands on it, and throws up all of her money. She said that whatever lands on the right side of the line is for God, and whatever lands on the left side she keeps.

  The blonde throws up her money, and yells,”God, whatever you catch is yours, and whatever you don't I get to keep.”

  Have a nice day
  Engstrom
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• 6 millipo12 // Jan 1, 2010 at 10:36 pm

  10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

  9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

  8. See if they could finally do the splits.

  7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

  6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

  5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes … BEFORE closing time.

  4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

  3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

  2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

  1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

  Have a nice day
  Winsor
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• 7 Yankism004 // Jan 11, 2010 at 11:58 pm

  A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

  Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, “What are those round things hanging there, daddy?”

  Proudly, he replies, “Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

  Without them we wouldn't be here.”

  Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

  To which mommy asks, “Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?”

  regards
  White
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• 8 RebaOdonnell // Jun 27, 2010 at 3:48 pm

  Set your life easier take the personal loans and everything you need.